February 2011
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January 2011
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the co-op's easy rebate program!
listen up, UT students.
1. enter your 16-digit ID on your student card. no, you cannot keep this ID in a text editor for easy access because you cannot paste numbers into the form!!! :D so every time you want to login, you have to whip out your ID and type in 16 digits without messing up. SO CONVENIENT!! :D
2. if you haven’t logged into the system at all/for awhile (and by awhile, i think...
cjampn asked: well if you're comin up for the superbowl, you should come to my apartment! i live kinda near the stadium.
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superbowl tickets! →
i was skeptical about this after signing up (from phuong’s referral link), but she actually won superbowl tickets… so i’m gonna try it too! you just sign up to get into the drawing. the more people you refer, the more entries you have in the drawing :)
DID I MENTION MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE SUPERBOWL?
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So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via thegirlwiththemessyhair)
Anonymous asked: soOooo Pho at 3 next monday?
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thanks, tumblr.
i was scrolling down the dashboard on my phone when i paused just to stare out the window and space out. i look back down to find a steamy sex gif on my screen. no wonder the girl next to me was looking.
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ladies
if you have UTI, just drink your pain away… with water and cranberry juice.
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When you're trying to make a funny face but still...
Expectations:
Reality:
“PICTURE TIME!”
it didn’t matter to whom the shrill, drunken voice belonged. her ears perked up at the first consonant “P-“, and by “!” she had a hand on her waist and her head snapped at a 47-degree angle with the precision of a plastic surgeon. click. perfected spontaneity. this sorostitute had an addiction to downtown pictures. a night was not complete...
interviewing process
friday night. i’m dancing. twirling flirtatiously with the company with which i’m almost in love. it asks, and i give. i’m learning it inside and out. however, i can’t help but have a dreadful feeling that after this company pumps its seeds into my willing mind, impregnating my thoughts with its own entity, it will leave me with nothing in the end. and i’ll scream,...
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tumblr dashboard shortcut
if you’re tired of scrolling through your dashboard and losing your place… just hit “j” and “k” to go backward/forward to individual posts instead.
anthemiquary asked: i'm just saying. not all of us can look pretty naturally. i mean i..i try so hard but I NEED THIS MAKEUP sobsob
ps i still can't figure out how to reply to your posts. i feel like a DERRRP
ps i still can't figure out how to reply to your posts. i feel like a DERRRP
Girls who wear tons of make up
openyourmouthplease:
I always wonder what they look like with no make up. Are they capable of natural beauty? Do they have any real eyebrows left? Do they even have eye lashes? Do they look extremely tired and sleepy even though they’re wide awake? Why wear so much make up? Do their pores ever feel suffocated? Do their eyes ever feel oily or itchy from wearing so much?
Day 17 - A drunk photo of you.
Question Seventeen - List how you do your hair and make-up.
hair: blow-dry make-up: pencil eyeliner on top lid
Anonymous asked: Why you so cute?
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When your friend tells you that they've seen...
v-vi:
Bitch, I am the one and only.
lol karen?
haha, vi!
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i thought i was sleepy, but i was just internet...
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tat
i just reworked my tattoo, and he used a thicker needle than before. all i saw was a pool of black ink and bright red blood (my favorite colors, actually) seeping out of my arm. it hurt like a bitch. i looked over at nick for support, and i saw him playing games on my iphone. after i was done, i pouted at him for some sympathy. his reply: smiles i mastered the infinity blade!!!
AND THEN HE...
EXTREME hot chocolate.
anthemiquary:
Make cocoa only like this forever. Until you’re slugged by inspiration for something better.
1 scoop Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream Fill the mug with 2% milk (I’m sure whole is fine too.) Nuke for 90 seconds Topper with 1 tsp cocoa of choice and stir. I use Ghirardelli Chocolate Hazelnut.
Thank me later.
And while we’re on it, fuckyeahBlueBell.
want.
That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit"...
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dream log #8
“FUCK YOU!!” she screamed. i almost collapsed from fear. no one else could see her, but she was there. her long black hair dripping with water, her eyes just dark holes. thick tears of blackened blood stained her face. her skin was white and decayed, her mouth distorted into hollowness.
my nightmares are back! this one is kind of long, and it scared the crap out of me. i really...
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how to exercise with kai
i had this post sitting in my drafts since the last time i tried to work out. i’ve decided to publish this since i THINK i’ll be working out again. i really don’t care for the results; i’m just a masochist who loves that soreness and burning sensation (an even better reason for inconsistent workouts). i might even set myself on fire for pure enjoyment one day.
crunches -...
Recovering from slipping/missing a step
noticethesmallthings:
Expectation:
Reality:
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When I bite my lip
I think I’m all
But really I’m like
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I just had a thought.
dropdeadarling:
You know when you walk in a room and you just forget why you went in there? What if life was like a game of sims? And God just deletes the action you were about to do?
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so sad
my writing skills have gone to shit. high school forced us to read things that had substance, at least. things that could really be called reading material. and i am a material girl. living in a non-material world — when it comes to tangible thoughts that i can actually grasp in my mind and my heart.
in high school, we could emulate the styles of our reading material into our own writing...
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