December 2010
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it’s so disturbing when people do something that will benefit themselves but use that same action to pretend that they are accommodating your needs. and when they realize your needs never needed any tending to, they get all huffy as if their actions were all for you, oh just ALL. FOR. YOU. stop faking. oh, and when people use a disappointed tone to explain a movie-length story of what they...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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hisstoryinthemaking asked: whoops! uhh... it slipped!! lol!
i felt as tho it was long overdue...
annnnnnd... it got me Plenty of Followers!

=D . . .=). . .=[ . . .=/ . . .=.(
does that make me a cheap whore?!
Dec 29th
hisstoryinthemaking asked: =D
Hola Numero Dos!
(i felt like speakin MEXICAN today...#NoRacial)
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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Tumblr vs. Facebook.
mistune: definetabassum: Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr: Someone writes on my Facebook wall: Someone writes in my Tumblr ask box: Lose a friend on Facebook: Lose a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr: Actually true.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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elizagraceh asked: not a question.

totally diggin the new layout.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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FLOSSING
i believe everybody should floss. it gets the nasty shit out of your teeth. but i hate people who walk around the room flossing. if you’re doing it right, that means you’re getting the shit from between your teeth onto the floss. and if you’re snapping said floss out from between your teeth, then you are flinging that nasty shit EVERYWHERE. be hygienic, not ironic.
Dec 27th
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me: I’m ready. translation: bags are packed. let me just pick them up and walk out the door. I’m fucking ready. nick: I’m ready. translation: let me zip this up, oh wait let’s stuff this in here really quick, oh and walk around the house gathering more things, oh let me just stand here some more. I told you I was ready, let’s — oh, let me put my shoes on.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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i dreamed that i was putting on some really tight clothes… but they were so tight, they pulled my skin out of place on my body. my tattoo that was on my arm was pulled over to my chest. freaked me out.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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browser rant
gawd. i want to switch to chrome. i really do. it’s so fast. but why do they make it so goddamned difficult to use a three finger swipe up/down, cmd+enter for the www. and .com shortcut, and clear browser history upon quitting (not that i look at a lot of porn; i’m just OCD and like a fresh start every time i start up the browser). incognito would work, i guess, but if i have any...
Dec 23rd
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i will confirm this for you. yes, your arms are...
Dec 21st
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http://www.victoriousthai.com/ →
IT’S (a)LIVE!!! good luck, daddy.
Dec 20th
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Day 16 - A photo of you at the last party you went to. i don’t have any recent party pictures… just downtown ones. boring. oh, how about a halloween party? christie is the cutest toad ever! Question Sixteen - What are 3 questions you’ve always wanted an answer to? if babies grow up around parents who use a bluetooth headset all the time, will they start thinking that it’s...
Dec 20th
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i have to admit, i get a little bummed out whenever i’m in garland now. i’d think, “i live 5 minutes away from— oh, wait. it’s not my home anymore.” so sudden. goodbye mom, goodbye house. i can’t even be comfortable in dallas anymore, living out of a backpack. i think i might be feeling homesick for the first time ever. i hear that the rest of the...
Dec 19th
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sleepy
i love people who enclose their periods inside quotation marks. it is the correct thing to do. i always look forward to using the word “whose” because “who’s” is too common. i have an irrational fear of people in the car behind me pulling out a gun and shooting me through my back windshield. when i hear something incorrectly, i repeat it back in annoyance, but nick...
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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me: medium curly fries, please
employee: excellent choice, ma'am
me: thank you...?
Dec 16th
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Day 15 - A photo of you and someone you love. mr. prum and i Question Fifteen - Describe your day with a gif. i went shopping. i’m a girl now
Dec 16th
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Day 13 - A photo of you and your best friend(s). Question Thirteen - What are 6 things you have done or can do on a rainy day? ANYTHING I HAVE DONE OR CAN DO ON A REGULAR DAY.
Dec 14th
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cjampn asked: psh lady, i BEEN doin it
Dec 13th
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gonna skip some stupid ones
Day 12 - A photo of you and a pet. as if everyone hasn’t seen enough of kai and me lol Question Twelve - Post a random picture from today, explain the story behind it! technically today… at 1:30AM. hung out with brushedteeth and played tetris battle, what more can i say.
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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shopping
mom: that's not on sale.
me: yeah, it is. it says so right there.
mom: ohh, I gotchu, I gotchu.
Dec 11th
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Dec 8th
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2 memorable stories
in our management class, we were supposed to state the most important thing we learned that semester and how we applied it to our lives. one person said: “my most memorable moment in this class was when [the professor] said that we should just have fun. a lot of you business majors take things too seriously. i’m about to have a job next year that pays $80/hour, and i’m just...
Dec 1st
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